GOP makes fun of Beto's college days and Twitter claps back with a flood of embarrassing Cruz pics

Jen Hayden

Daily Kos Staff

Wednesday August 29, 2018 · 12:42 PM PDT

2018/08/29 · 12:42

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When you can’t debate somebody on the issues, you turn to personal attacks. That appears to be the case with the Texas GOP and Sen. Ted Cruz. The Texas GOP took to social media to run a series of photos of Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke looking rather college-like because he was, you know, in college. Here’s an example, a photo of Beto O’Rourke in a college band.

Maybe Beto canÃ¢ÂÂt debate Ted Cruz because he already had plans... pic.twitter.com/LdqKTh3yK4
Ã¢ÂÂ Texas GOP (@TexasGOP) August 28, 2018

Clever, right? So, as long as we are going to look back on those good ol’ college days of Beto O’Rourke, maybe we should consider what Ted Cruz has done in the past? For instance, this video of him saying he aspired to be “in a teen tit film” like The Malibu Bikini Shop. According to IMDB, it’s a film about two brothers who inherit a bikini shop from their aunt and use it to watch unsuspecting women undress behind a two-way mirror.

Since Texas GOP wants to attack Beto by bringing up stuff from his youth, here's Ted Cruz saying he has aspirations of "world domination" pic.twitter.com/fiZQ3zZY9s
Ã¢ÂÂ jordan (@JordanUhl) August 29, 2018

And then there was Ted Cruz’s stint as a mime.

Is Ted Cruz really trying to scare voters with pictures from Beto's band days when there are pictures of him out there as a mime? pic.twitter.com/waHTLM1fi5
Ã¢ÂÂ Schooley (@Rschooley) August 29, 2018

And then there was the time Ted Cruz accidentally tweeted a link to a porn film, and then promptly blamed it on an “intern.” That caused his former college roommate (now a successful television writer) Craig Mazin to weigh in on Twitter about Ted’s viewing habits.

Now imagine Ted Cruz is doing this four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed.

Yes, my misery very much appreciates your company.
Ã¢ÂÂ Craig Mazin (@clmazin) September 12, 2017

Sadly, the fact that Ted Cruz jacks off to mediocre porn spam is the most human thing we can say about him. This is actually his high point.
Ã¢ÂÂ Craig Mazin (@clmazin) September 12, 2017