When you can’t debate somebody on the issues, you turn to personal attacks. That appears to be the case with the Texas GOP and Sen. Ted Cruz. The Texas GOP took to social media to run a series of photos of Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke looking rather college-like because he was, you know, in college. Here’s an example, a photo of Beto O’Rourke in a college band.
Clever, right? So, as long as we are going to look back on those good ol’ college days of Beto O’Rourke, maybe we should consider what Ted Cruz has done in the past? For instance, this video of him saying he aspired to be “in a teen tit film” like The Malibu Bikini Shop. According to IMDB, it’s a film about two brothers who inherit a bikini shop from their aunt and use it to watch unsuspecting women undress behind a two-way mirror.
And then there was Ted Cruz’s stint as a mime.
And then there was the time Ted Cruz accidentally tweeted a link to a porn film, and then promptly blamed it on an “intern.” That caused his former college roommate (now a successful television writer) Craig Mazin to weigh in on Twitter about Ted’s viewing habits.
Here is Ted Cruz balling with his bros.
In more recent history, he had this epic moment with Carly Fiorina, when he announced her as his running mate for a nomination he will never see.
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And he should probably just give up on this human contact thing all together. Here he is elbowing his wife in the head.
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Sharing a nice moment for the cameras with his daughter.
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Who really, really did not want him to touch her.
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Seriously, keep it up, Texas GOP. I’m sure there is much, much more that can surface about notoriously unlikeable Ted Cruz, young or old.