Progressives have had their fair share of massive rallies on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., and turnabout is fair play, right? Over the weekend, conservatives held a pro-Trump rally called the “Mother of All Rallies” (seriously, that’s what they called it) featuring headliners like Roger Stone and Joe Arpaio. But, based on these videos, it seems they forgot to put out the nationwide call for Trump supporters to attend. A coupon for free french fries at an average Chick-fil-A franchise draws a bigger crowd.
Even Russian propaganda outlet RT put together a video mocking attendance with a headline that reads, “Dozens of Trump supporters attend “Mother of All Rallies.” Watch it below, and laugh.
Listen, I’m sorry I didn’t include a trigger warning about that singing. I wanted you to share in my pain.
The crowd wasn’t all patriotic business. At around the 1:30 mark in this video, you can see they held a dance party, surrounded by ever-vigilant state militia groups. Meal Team Six was ready to spring into action at a moment’s notice.
I’m just spitballing here, but maybe Donald Trump just isn’t very popular?