Hat tip to Tom Sullivan at Digby’s place for finding this short video. You should probably not be drinking anything when you watch it.
By request, here’s a transcript.
(Someone answers phone call from Hell)
Yes… yes I’ll hold
Singing “Oooh baby do you know what that’s worth?”
Uh..
Hello? Peter – hi!
Yeah it’s - Well, you know who it is.
Yeah, sorry to call you at the Gate, but uh we wouldn’t call unless this was important. It is work related. (Looks off to side) We have uh someone who arrived today who we think is one of yours. He has a… Presidential Medal of Freedom around his neck, and it looks legitimate. So, we’ve we’ve never seen one of those down here, so we… we figured somebody screwed up some paperwork – Hmm, uh what?
What? What are you saying back to me? What? (Listens)
He didn’t? Oh my – that is hilarious! (Listens)
Oh, well alright. Well you can see why there was confusion. No, no, we’ll, we’ll definitely hold onto him uh…..forever!
Alright, I love you too.