Dear White House people: Just let him go golf already. It's been a little more than two months since he hit the links and he's losing it, just pinging all over the place this morning.
Is it a crisis or not? He just can’t decide.
It’s being built—but he has to have money! The caravans are coming—but we have troops! Meanwhile, he’s still obsessing over last spring when he wanted his other shutdown and then-House Speaker Paul Ryan wouldn’t let him have it. “Paul told me in the strongest of terms that, ‘please sign this and if you sign this we will get you that wall.’ Which is desperately needed by our country.” But then Paul reneged and Trump is now “very disappointed in Ryan.”
”But, Nancy! Paul told me I could have my wall! Why can’t I have my wall?”