William Southold, The Southold Report
Donald Trump is now Dr. Dolittle? He talks to animals? Well, apparently he does, if we are to believe his latest tweet.
Put aside this is Trump’s third lie about something any normal person would have shrugged off as a simple slip of the tongue. Put aside the fact that only recently, and in no one’s living memory, have dolphins been sighted on NY’s shores, near where Trump grew up. And put aside although predicted possible in the near future it is only now that a group of Swedish researchers are harnessing the power of artificial intelligence to create a piece of computerized dolphin language analysis software that would allow them to communicate with dolphins.
Square Don Sponge Pant’s claim that he talks to dolphins will resonate with his true believers, and they will believe he talks to dolphins.
And that’s what we are up against, in the race for 2020.
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