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Just in case you cannot get enough
of our punning…..
21. Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore…
But he did have a hand in it.
22. What kind of tea did the American Colonists want?
Liberty.
23. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
24. Did you hear about the negative nelly who hates German sausage?
He always fears the wurst.
25. What do you call a goat that acts immaturely?
A silly billy.
26. I just had a near-sex experience…
My whole wife flashed before my eyes.
27. Who invented King Arthur’s round table?
Sir Cumference.
28. Why did the mathematician work from home?
Because he could only function in his domain.
29. I accidentally went to bed with my contact lenses in the other night.
My dreams have never been clearer.
30. Is your iPad making you fall asleep?
I can help—there’s a nap for that.
31. Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
32. The male pig puts everyone to sleep.
You might say he’s quite a boar.
33. There was a kidnapping at school yesterday.
Don’t worry, though—he woke up.
34. I like bowling.
Seriously, it’s right up my alley.
35. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
36. What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
A complete waist of time.
37. What do you call a goat that’s lazy?
Billy Idle.
38. The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
39. I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch.
He could binomial.
40. I went to the costume party as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
41. I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift.
Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
42. What do you call children who are born in a whorehouse?
Brothel sprouts.
43. What did the mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.
44. Where do robots go for fun?
The circuits.
45. What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
46. What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
47. What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
48. Why do math teachers make good dancers?
Because they have algorithm.
49. What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are they’ll both end up in the gutter.
50. You know what really bugs me?
Insect puns.
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