The other day Donald Trump risibly claimed that he doesn't do coverups and is, in fact, the most transparent president, like, ever.
And boy did we all larf to beat the band … like these people in this random deli somewhere:
Well, congressional Democrats found it laughable, too … if not all that funny.
In one sense he’s right, of course. Trump is transparently evil, transparently racist, and transparently stupid, but “transparent” he is not. He might as well say he has the best powdered wig of any president, or is the smartest POTUS ever, or has gotten stuck in fewer bathtubs than William Howard Taft. Of course, we don’t believe any of those things.
And neither do congressional Democrats. So they’re letting the administration know about it:
I’d also like to know why he lied about his business connections with Russia during the campaign, when he was still pursuing Trump Tower Moscow. And for good measure, maybe he can tell us all about the “unbelievable” things his Hawaii investigators found out about Barack Obama’s birth certificate. Because we’ve been waiting on that bombshell for quite a while now.
I mean, this guy is basically a bad comb-over masquerading as a human being. He doesn’t do coverups? That’s all he does, FFS.
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