As D.C. doctors finish suturing Lindsey Graham’s lips to Donald Trump’s regal buttocks, you might take a moment to recall that he was once one of Trump’s biggest detractors, as the following tweets prove ...
After Trump insulted John McCain’s service by saying he likes people who weren’t captured (by the way, Graham was one of McCain’s best friends, so his recent embrace of Trump seems even more grotesque):
After Trump said Megyn Kelly had blood coming out of her “wherever”:
On Trump’s foreign policy bona fides:
Oh, and this is a good one. (Say, how about an actual president obstructing justice over an investigation into Russia’s meddling and lying about dozens of contacts with Russians?):
And another tweet pointing out Trump’s glaring unfitness for office:
And, finally, a prediction … that’s coming true before our eyes (though I think he meant the GOP and not necessarily the entire country … or the planet):
How does this guy turn into Donald Trump’s lickiest lapdog? Who knows? Maybe Putin has filled up an abandoned Moscow Blockbuster Video with thousands of pee tapes. Or maybe Graham is just a coward. Either seems plausible.
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