One day William Barr woke up to find himself up to his neck in fire, being harassed by demons. After the shock of realizing that he was dead and Dante was right, he started exploring a bit. It surprised him not at all to come across Donald J. Trump there as well. The thing that surprised him was that Trump was only up to his knees in the eternal fire. He hailed his old boss and said, “Sir, I am wondering, I know I did many awful things in my time, but really, none of them were as bad as the things you did. So why are you only up to your knees while I’m up to my neck in this damned fire?”
Trump looked up from his Infernal cellphone and replied, “Is that you, Barr? Well, you’re right, I should be up to my neck, but you see, I’m standing on Mitch McConnell’s shoulders. Say, have you seen Lindsey yet? He’s around here somewhere.”
(An old joke, back at least as far as Ferdinand Marcos, recycled and updated by my friend Doug for current times.)