It is a well-established fact that the orange buffoon occupying the Oval Office is an idiot. And at Donald Trump’s taxpayer-funded Fourth of July salute to Donald Trump, he proved it once again with this bit of butchered history:
"In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York, and named after the great George Washington, commander in chief. The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown.
"Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant."
As the Founding Fathers—and Francis Scott Key—rolled over in their graves to say “WTF?!?!” hilarity ensued on Twitter.
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