It was with great pleasure that my lady friend and I dropped off four ballots at our local voting location here in Clark County, Nevada. Mine, hers, and the ballots of her two adult kids. I was pleased that a poll worker inspected each ballot to make sure it had a signature and (if needed) the signature of somebody dropping off the ballot for another. Took all of three or four minutes including the walk to and from the parking lot.
I was irritated on the way in by some jerk with a bull horn just outside the legal perimeter with a recording that repeated over and over “Sign the petition to recall Governor Sisolak and open up Nevada. Sign the petition right here.” Right — let’s all get Covid.
I ignored it on the way in, but basking in the afterglow of submitting FOUR ballots for Biden, I couldn’t resist on the way out. As soon as I was past the “perimeter” sign. I turned to the idiot with the bullhorn and shouted “I got your petition right here, motherfucker!” And gave him the classic double palm outward crotch shot signifying “right here!!”. Followed by a very unmistakable waving double bird flip.
The bullhorn fell silent, at least until my car drove away. Too bad there weren’t more folks around to witness the fun. And WAY too bad I didn’t think to have my friend get photos. I may even go back tomorrow to re-create the scene. If so I’ll update with photos.
Just a tiny bit of civil disobedience to lighten your day!
Not like there were guys with short penises waving AR-15s. Be safe out there!!