I’m all ready to celebrate when they announce a Biden and overall Dem victory. I’ve set up my super boom-box karaoke machine with the huge speakers. When the result is announced I plan to play "The Night They Drove Ol’ Dixie Down" (fittingly) loud until the cops come to make me turn it down, with lyrics (To be sung over and over till I go hoarse) modified as such:
Blue-State Joe is my name and I worked in a factory
Till Trump and covid came in and wrecked the economy
In the winter of '20 aught,
I was hungry, my bank account naught,
I voted Biden, to get out of this hell,
It was a time I remember oh so well --
The night they drove ol' Dixie down
And all the bells were ringin
The night they drove ol' Dixie down,
And all the people were singing
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah etc
If things go really great and Trump loses Texas, it'll be "The night they drove red Texas down".
How y’all going to celebrate?