The trump campaign struck back at the recent announcement of Joe Biden winning the Presidential election. No Sir, they are not going down without a fight. After all, they have the best lawyers, the best campaign managers and the best money to overturn this election. So, trump announced a press conference this morning in Philadelphia, not featuring him, but his A-team of lawyers, in the glitzy Four Seasons Hotel. Except, it was not in the Four Seasons Hotel, but in the parking lot of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping company! WTF?
Did they book the wrong Four Seasons? They can’t be that dumb.
Maybe, they wanted a rustic “authentic” location to showcase their last stand. One in an industrial area, next to an adult book store and a crematorium. Maybe they thought that the secret to Joe Biden’s success was holding rallies in parking lots 😄
The press was equally baffled when they arrived. Also, there were some new tasks for the illustrious trump campaign team, a sign of things to come.
This was a new record for the number of lawyers in the parking lot of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping company -
Giuliani blabbered and made stuff up about voter fraud and poll watchers -
And put on his usual crazy show to impress trump supporters, who probably weren’t watching this sh*t-show anyways -
This all feels like a metaphor for trump’s life this week.
But why? Inquiring minds want to know. Here is one explanation — the Four Seasons hotel refused and so they found another site with a similar name and hoped their supporters would not notice. After all, all their statements and pronouncements are meant for the consumption of the MAGA hatters.
Here is another possibility — this is a secret (not anymore) location for the MAGA resistance -
Maybe they are just flat broke. Maybe the Russians are no longer funneling money to the campaign, maybe they want their money back. Perhaps, this is the nerve-center of Giuliani’s dirt-gathering operation. Who knows?
What do you think?