Yesterday I gave you music, Dancing in the Street, the anthem for the night.
Today I am out of written metaphors for what Trump and his minions are doing.
Trump suing and golfing while his presidency burns is one example example. Rudy giving a statement in front of a sex shop! You can’t beat that for a metaphor to lunatic desperation.
On Saturday morning, members of Donald Trump’s legal armada scrambled to put together a press conference to challenge the legitimacy of the election. For the site of their Waterloo, they chose a landscaping business in Philadelphia that rested on an industrial road next to an erotic book shop that hosts “Dildo Madness” sales and whose proprietors have taken a decidedly negative assessment of water-based lube.
For a moment, Four Seasons Total Landscaping and the nearby Fantasy Island Adult Bookstore, which one Yelp reviewer called “a creepy place,” were a punchline. And then they were a metaphor. Until, as the minutes ticked on, they grabbed their bizarro place in the history books. Daily Beast
Funny that Daily Beast used my two words, metaphor and bizarro which I didn’t see until after I wrote my title.
When I started posting here I often used Salvador Dali paintings for illustrations (click to enlarge)
Then there were covers from Superman comics which featured Bizzaro World.
Some of us thought it would all end once the election was called.
This is just from RAWSTORY (click to enlarge)
Here’s Trump on his way back from playing golf yesterday. It demands a caption, but I won’t waste brainpower coming up with one.
It seems like Munch’s The Scream was all over the Internet;
Like I said, Bizzaro World.