Let us all praise The Very Stable Genius Coronavirus!
Yay for this fine virus.
By the way we’re doomed. The virus has outsmarted the antibiotic.
Oh also, I have Complete Authority to re-open the government. And Social Distancing can kill you too, just like the Genius Very Smart, Brilliant Coronavirus!
OK. I am going to go under the bed now and shoot myself.
Chag semeach and Happy Easter, y’all!