The Wicked Pence of the West Wing
An Adult Fairy Tale to Be Used to Demoralize Republicans
by The Brothers Grimace, Groan and Gag
Once upon a time in a land far, far away (Indiana) there lived a wicked Pence. This Pence was very, very, very afraid of women and gay people. He thought they were all after his family jewels. The joke was on him — he had long ago sacrificed his family jewels (and any pretense to integrity) on the altar of religious hypocrisy.
Still, he had his fear and he has his wicked nature. He used all his power to make women and gay people suffer.* He tried very hard to enact laws to take control of women’s bodies. He refused to do anything to protect women and gays from assault. He opposed any improvements to their comprehensive healthcare. He promoted forced therapies to “cure” the gays.
The people of far away Indiana had had enough. They were preparing to depose the wicked Pence. He knew he had done a horrible job as a Pence. But he didn’t care. Rather than finding a rock to crawl under, the Pence found another wicked man to bathe in insincere praise and flattery. It was a match made in the deepest pits of hell.
The wicked Pence would bring his demented flock to worship at the altar of an obtuse Orange Abomination. The evil monster Mercer and the more evil Charles “The Perverter” Koch had bribed the wicked Pence with visions of the domination and subjugation of womankind. The Pence was engorged with plans of mayhem and violence. He asked “Mother” for permission. She was happy for anything that would keep him out of the house and away from her side.
And thus began the rule of the Dunce and the Pence. It was a dark time in America. Laws were ignored, rights were trampled, the Constitution was abused. The Dunce and the Pence were happy, wallowing in their depravity.
But a reckoning was on the way. The Mighty Joe and the Powerful Kamala were en route to smite the supporters of the Duncocracy. It was a beautiful sight to behold. Armies of resisters coming together to make the country safe for Democracy. Toadies and sickphants ran for cover. The time of the wicked Pence was nearing its end.
Moral(s): The Pence drops. A bad Pence always burns up.
The End
*To be perfectly fair, he didn’t restrict his promotion of suffering to just women and gays. He just focused it there.
Up the Resistance!
Music for Resisting
Memaliciousness
Ad(s) of the Day
Evening Shade appears every evening at 7:30PM Eastern (unless I get lazy).
Cut and Paste Department. This is the regularly scheduled plea for readers. I’ve still only had to make two memes. You have it within your power to make me work. If you spread the word about Evening Shade and your spreadee announces themselves in the comments, you will become eligible to receive your very, very special noprize of a meme of your very own. All you have to do is jump up and get out there and start carnival barking, cajoling, proselytizing (or pimping, if you are of an irreligious bent). You could even pester and push. Procrastination is not an option — it’s a way of life.
Author’s Note: The morals were weak. Help! I was trying to twist something about bad pence or pennies but couldn’t recall the original.
arhpdx led Kamala’s cheering section this morning: Good News Roundup for August 12, 2020 — What a difference a day made!
Goodie still loves Joe, but she has some room for Kamala too: Joe Biden Picked Kamala Harris Despite Advice Not To: Reason #35 to Love Joe Biden
BeeD’s flagging fancy was caught by Mississippi: Mississippi Flagging
Yosef 52 did all the hard work. You job is to get the message out. Share this: Yosef's Treasure Trove of Get Out The Vote Information! (It's WAY Cool!)