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Top Comments (January 31, 2021):

From Captain Frogbert:

This comment by Frank Pedraza:

"You mean when he'll be schoen the door?"

Because I can't resist a good pun.

From annieli’s recommended post on Trump’s new legal team.

Top Mojo (January 30, 2021):

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1)  Sadly, I think this is wishful thinking. Conserv … by Bobs Telecaster  +186

2)  ... by Denise Oliver Velez  +161

3)  “Conservative” has been Newspeak for reactionary … by Albanius  +159

4)  “Was it something about me that made you think t … by chicago minx  +157

5)  Thank you Greg.  Space lasers by Denise Oliver Velez  +139

6)  I just read on CNN that all five attorneys have … by kittylou  +130

7)  “Dozens of protesters” shut down vaccines for hu … by Mother Mags  +126

8)  I’m guessing that trumpy wanted the defense to b … by Leftleaner  +122

8)  While technically accurate the words “shut down” … by PvtJarHead  +122

10) Damn that will be the most entertaining suit aga … by zenvegan  +118

10) So many Never-Trumpers want to take us back to t … by Meteor Blades  +118

12) More likely dt failed to pay a sufficient retain … by txdoubledd  +117

13) Slip and fall? Motorcycle accident? Presidential … by Olds88  +109

14) Agreed. And isn't it interesting that the actual … by Frank Pedraza  +108

15) If normal people knew the weirdly backwards laws … by duff1680  +102

16) Exactly. This shit started, at the least, with N … by Alumbrados  +100

17) Yes, Publix is trying to distance themselves lik … by Lincoln green  +99

18) This makes the most sense.  He is telling h … by Stupidsays  +98

19) Thank you for this, Tevye.  Hugs to you, Go … by Eyesbright  +93

20) Other than Rudy, I think he’s run out of options … by dmhlt 66  +91

21) Conspiracy to commit murder. She definitely said … by KiB  +93

22) Thanks Greg — consistent with this mornings APR … by learn  +89

23) [image] by annieli  +88

23) And that’s the problem.  Reagan was not a t … by Mogolori  +88

25) If you insurrection lasts more than 4 hours... by ruscle  +87

25) Reopened an hour later. That’s good. Nobody arre … by PvtJarHead  +87

27) Trump doesn’t really listen to anyone, and he is … by Slightly Wobbly  +84

28) The blitzing by Biden is like the many distracti … by chloris creator  +81

29) [embed] by annieli  +80

30) Maybe, but Publix is a major donor to FL Gov. De … by ericlewis0  +77

30) Doesn’t that “defense” essentially admit the bas … by mathGuyNTulsa  +77

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