I’m so excited. I’ve just returned from a visit to the Donald J Trump Presidential Library. I think I can safely say it’s the best library ever dedicated to a President who couldn’t read since the George W. Bush Presidential Library.
So much to see. For example, there’s the Library Archive, which houses the vast array of Trump’s Criminal Records, where you get to play Prosecutor. Such fun!
Or there’s the Trump the Builder Room, where you can see all the buildings that Trump has put his name on, even though he doesn’t them. Or check out lodging at the Trump Hotel, with its stain-resistant sheets. The place where you can enjoy Criminal Luxury and get Americans to pay for it.
My guilty pleasure was a visit to The Grift Shop, where I was torn between the Lindsey Graham dog collar and the Covfefe Mug.
So much more. See for yourself and enjoy!