The Devil called down to Georgia,
He was making more deals with Newt
He was running blind, he was falling behind
And he'd lost his last lawsuit
So he locked himself in his office
And he called Brad Raffensperger
He said, "I want 11,000 votes
And I'm not afraid to perjure!
"I guess you didn't know it
But I'm the best that's ever been
And If I lose this election
They might send me to the pen
But I'm stronger than they think I am
They never could impeach me
And if you don't tell them that I won
I'll shake you like a peach tree!
"The Coup Klutz Klan is backing me
Likewise, my friends the Russians
So find them votes! You check your pockets!
Check your sofa cushions!
Donnie, rosin up your bow
And play some sour notes
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Georgia
And they're out to steal the votes
And if you'd won another term
You'd make them liberals wail
But when you lose, you're going off to jail!
The Devil jumped up on his desk
And he said, "I'll start this mission!
Let's not have civil war
If we can end with mere sedition"
He'd beg and whine and threaten
He would yell and screech and piss
Then a band of Proud Bois joined in
And it sounded something like this:
Wahh, Wahh, Wahh, Wahh
Wahh, Wahh, Wahh, Wahh…
Then the Devil, he hung up the phone
And commenced to brag and boast
But Brad took his recording
And he called the Washington Post!
Springtime for Donald, sing and dance!
The Devil put a fire in the President's pants!
'Berders in the buffet, covfefe on the shelf
Brad Raffensperger said,
"You won't be President again
I've seen you in that White House,
You're the worst that's ever been!"
Don said, "I'm not beat yet
"I still have Senator Ron Johnson
"You ratted me out in Georgia
"....But they didn't in Wisconsin!!!"
Well shut my mouth and kiss my grits!
Your moral compass, you've smashed to bits
The biggest loser, playin' rough
Joe can't get here soon enough!