Wow, is it Friday again?
Time for another edition of my humor/joke diary to top off what might have been a bad week.
All types of jokes are welcome here, as long as they do not offend.
I’ll start, please add some of your own….
A Jewish couple retires and moves to a condo in a senior community in Florida that has a golf course. The wife decides to have an evening open house to meet their neighbors. On the day of the open house, the husband announces that he is going to play golf with his new friend, Morris, that afternoon. He assures her that he will get home in plenty of time for the open house. Much to his wife’s dismay, he doesn’t return until very late in the evening. She demands an explanation for his lateness, so he tells her, “Morris and I decided to walk the course to get a little exercise. On the ninth green, Morris dropped dead of a heart attack, so for the other nine holes it was hit the ball and schlep Morris, hit the ball and schlep Morris.”
One day Hashem said to Adam, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?”
Adam asked for the good news first. Hashem smiled benignly and said, “I’ve created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. The brain gives you intelligence, allowing you to create new things and to have meaningful conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. The penis allows you to reproduce and begin populating the planet. The penis will bring you great physical pleasure.”
Adam was thrilled. “these are wonderful gifts you have given me. What could possibly be the bad news?”
G.d looked at Adam and said with great sorrow, “The bad news is, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.”