This is a real text session I had today with a friend of mine since junior high school. He is college educated and is currently in the bone cracking business because he couldn't hack med school. I have taken two hours of my day to copy and paste, verbatim, how this conversation unfolded. I have replaced real names with xxxx's and i have made one correction to my own message, for the sake of clarity. The rest is word for word. He still uses a flip phone, and refuses to upgrade, so forgive him for his text shortcuts. He's not trying to be RaDikL. That said, he is not a master of English, either.
He sent me info about some Dr. Zelink0, with a gibberish web link, and i told him that if it's the same old bullshit, I'm not going to bother. This is what followed…
He: N0t same 0l bull. Th man kn0ws science. Im tryin t0 saue u and xxxxx and xxxxxs asses. It aint p0liticak at all. And drink pine needle tea 3 times a wk.
Me: Don't bother saving us, we're good. I don't listen to the lunatic fringe on science or anything else
He: I d0nt think a n0bel prize winin md is 0n th fringe .
Me: Maybe he won his nobel and then went down the rabbit hole. No idea, but if he's talking crazy shit that 99% of the rest of science has already debunked, then he's fringe
He: Beleive what u want . I cant fix stupid 0r ign0rance. If u want t0 beleive a news caster 0ver a dr teln u what he kn0ws and has seen and treated , theres n0 h0pe f0r y0u
Me: Well, the news casters tell me what the actual doctors tell them. And sometimes the actual doctors tell me. Whatever cult your are in, i don't want to join it
He: Well im just teln u they lien t0 u. G0 t0 th g0vt websites and l00k f0r y0ur self. U g0ne find 0ut mabe if u live l0ng en0ugh thr0ugh th b00ster and such
Me: You still talking about those self reporting websites that were put [up] as a courtesy, and that aren't checked for accuracy? If i get a vax and then go to the hospital for a hernia, i can go to that site and blame it on the vax. It's bullshit.
He: U take that b00ster u g0ne end up in th gr0und. U w0nt have t0 w0rry b0ut anythn. We just had an0ther 0ne die fr0m th dam thing. G0 ahead ! U better l00k at all th info cause u dam sh0re aint inf0rmed . U 0nly using 0ne s0urce.
Me: One source? You crazy man
He: Watch th dr. He even tells u t0 d0 y0ure 0wn research. U aint g0t a clue whats g0in 0n. U trump f@d in th head. Bidns ben pres f0r 9 f@n m0nths and u cant get past trump. U g0t a problem.
Me: How can i forget trump when he's blabbing bullshit every day and still whining because his lame ass lost the election? There are people who do the research, who have spent their whole lives doing the research, who know what the hell they're talking about. When you do your own research, you're just listening to the next crackpot quack who can get your attention. Release the kraken!
He: Listen t0 zelink0. He lays it all 0ut. They ben lieing th wh0le time. N0w they g0in after th 5 t0 ten yr 0lds. U kn0w theres cures f0r it besides vax. Thats why theres n0 need f0r it. D0nt kill y0ureself f0r n0 kn0wledge.
Me: Why would i want to get cured when i can get a vax and not get sick in the first place?
He: U just d0nt get it. U d0nt need anything if u n0t sick in the sceem 0f things. Big pharma just makn m0ney 0n y0 dumb ass.
Me: They making it on your dumb ass too. Vax didn't cost me anything out of pocket. You helped pay for it. Thanks!
He: It'l just kill u ! Then xxxxx gets y0ure share t00. U w0nt be ar0und t0 spend it ! Thnk ab0ut that! S0 in th end it c0sts y0ur ass. U d0nt need n0 vax. Its gene therapy anyway n0t true vax.
Me: I'll let you know when we start dropping like flies and turning into zombies
He: Acc0rding t0 data. If u get b00ster u mite pass w in 2 days t0 6 wks and y0ure immune system will decline appr0x 5 t0 ten percent per m0nth. S0 thats why they pushn s0 hard. It aint made t0 kill quick.
Me: Well it's been 6 months and I'm still kicking, so i guess the kraken hasn't been released yet
He: I wish u w0uld listen and l00k at zelink0 . Cause n0t if but when th sh@ sh0ws up its realy t0 late. Theres a reason nurses r quitn their j0bs and n0t getn it.
Me: Yes, because they're stupid
He: N0 because they've seen th truth. They n0t sheep t0 th slaughter. Baaa, baaaa.
Me: So let em go flip burgers. They probably need vaxxes and masks for that too, though. There's an old saying, if you're gonna be dumb you got to be tough
He: They willin t0 d0 that, 0ther than get put in th gr0und. Think b0ut that.
Me: Think about this! About 75% of us have been vaxxed. The people dying are the ones NOT vaxxed. It's like there might be a connection. Hmmm
He: Thats a lie. N0 th vaxed r dyin and getn aids. Thats really whats g0in 0n. Fauci was th center 0f th aids epidimic back in th 80s. Theres rec0rds t0 pr0ve it. I h0pe u still livn t0 see th truth. I want t0 be able t0 say t0ld u s0 !
Me: Man, you are fucked in the head about this. I'm tired of arguing about it. I'm vaxxed, i don't have aids and I'm not dead. Neither are 300 of my co-workers. Neither are millions of other people who had the vax. You need to stay away from these conspiracy spreaders who are fucking your mind.
He: U lucky s0 far we had 6 pe0ple we kn0w pas already.
Me: I'm sure it was because of the vax. Gotcha.
He: All died w in 6 wks. Which isnt supp0sed t0 happen. Well see w in 36 m0nths 0r s0 . Thats h0w it was desighned. I w0uld be drinkn pine tea . And n0t d0 any m0re. But u d0 what u want t00. U g0ne d0 it anyway. Watch zelink0 , th man aint lieing.
Me: He may not think he's lying, but he's full of shit anyway
He: Y0ure l0st . I give up !
Me: Good. I expect this will end up about as true as Sydney Powell and Rudy's kraken. When you gonna get your head out of your ass? This shit you're gobbling up all comes from the same fountain
He: Yea their 0wn g0vt web site f@ l00k it up y0ur self. Guess nih and cdc r lieing t00. G0t n0 bars left chargn. Buz later.
Me: I already explained to you how that works. Do i need to go over it again? And why do you believe nih and cdc anyway? I thought they were trying to kill me?
End
That's the last of it for today, so far. The masters of the universe are using this vax to thin the human population. I feel like a cat swatting a mouse around, and the mouse just keeps coming back for more. Almost makes me want to cry, and it probably will, eventually.