Okay, so they’re not actually chanting the F-word in church, but the implication is there. This is from this past weekend’s right-wing Reawaken America tour event, during which former national security adviser Mike Flynn insisted that America should have only one religion. So, yeah, this is real cerebral stuff.
As we all—perhaps regrettably—know by now, “Let’s go, Brandon” is MAGA code for “Fuck Joe Biden.” As bons mots go, it’s right up there with “I know you are, but what am I?” and yet it still prompts waves of sniggering from the hordes of modern-day Voltaires who subscribe to its core sentiment.
Of course, it used to be that many Christians were on their best behavior on Sunday morning but acted like feral fuckholes the rest of the week, so it’s refreshing in a way to see them drop any pretense of decorum. (Yeah, I say “fuck” all the time, but I’m not a hypocrite because, well, I never step foot in church.)
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Yeah, it’s weird to see a throng of MAGA derpity-derps essentially tell a U.S. president to go fuck himself while they sit in church pews, but should we really be surprised? At this point, I’m just waiting for the goat sacrifice to Ba’al. Because if Donald Trump decrees it, it will happen.
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