Hey, right wingers!
Have you gotten the COVID vaccine and regretted it?
Did your liberal friends and family members force you to get the vaccine by refusing to hang out with your COVID-spewing ass?
Did you feel pressured to get the vaccine by your school, your workplace, or by a fear of getting publicly ostracized by a society that doesn't understand your desire to return to the Dark Ages and the Black Death?
Never fear, because your fellow conspiracy theorists have been busyspreading posts and videos on social media platforms, featuring all sorts of weird and wacky and potentially dangerous ways to remove that pesky vaccine from your body and return to a state of pre-vaccinated bliss.
Messages appearing on TikTok and Telegram and (of course) Facebook are filled with helpful tips on removing that unwelcome yet lifesaving vaccine from your body.
Among the suggestions for "de-vaccination" are:
- Drink bleach. The favorite treatment of MAGA-hat-wearing anti-vaxxers everywhere!
- Shock yourself with electrodes.
- Remove the vaccine with magnets.
- Blood-letting. If it was good enough for the Middle Ages, then it's good enough for 2021.
- Drink whiskey. Specifically, "55 percent Montana whiskey."
Of course, it goes without saying that none of these methods work, and removing the vaccine or undoing its effects are impossible.
Facebook and other social media sites are starting to identify and remove these posts before we have mass bleach poisonings or mass self-electrocutions. But tracking down private groups and channels has proven elusive so far.
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Thank you!