I hate THE VIEW! A table full of aggressive loud mouth women trying to discuss current events in the world intelligently is about as bad as tv can get. No facts...no true statements...just a total mishmash of opinions by hormone induced women who have no idea what’s happening in the world. Or maybe add Brittany Spears or Miley Cyrus to give it that “comical” angle. Maybe add some Proud boys or Oath keepers to give it that “Morton Downey Jr” angle. But whatever you do it seems like nothing can make that show palatable to the masses. It’s just horrible tv or maybe add some WWE wrestling among the hostesses after they fight it out over whether you can wear white after labor day.
The best alternative is to add another hour of “Let’s Make a Deal”! Monte Hall is gone but with the crazy costumes and the 1950 living room give aways it’s sure to be a hit in daytime TV. Get a new host...maybe Trump but you’d have to check his pockets after the show to make sure he didn’t steal any of the cash that flows on the show like monopoly money. And the costumes….maybe entire the audience with cash prizes for the best costumes and add in a wet t shirt contest that’s sure to cause heart attacks among their 65 years old and older male audience. It’s a sure winner and we won’t have to listen to those screeching female voices trying to make their other hosts look like fools.
It’s a winner. And be sure to add in an extra hour of “Wheel of Fortune” because Vanna sure looks bored turning letters for 40 years.