Me name it is Matt Gaetz as I failed, as I failed
O, me name it is Matt Gaetz, as I failed
O, me name it is Matt Gaetz
And I tempted the three fates
Now my consequence awaits, as I fail
I lived in Fort Walton Beach
Where I learned to rage and screech
And good manners never reached me as I failed
Ran for Congress and got in
Right-wing crackpots tend to win
And I hugged George Zimmerman, as I failed
Me name it is Matt Gaetz as I fail, as I fail
O, me name it is Matt Gaetz, as I fail
O, me name it is Matt Gaetz
And me tongue prevaricates
While my jawbone defecates, as I fail
I expunged my DUI
At the President's speech, I
Brought a holocaust denier as I failed
Now my fellow right-wing churls
They pretend to clutch their pearls
'Cause I slept with teenage girls, as I failed
Me name it is Matt Gaetz as I failed, as I failed
O, me name it is Matt Gaetz, as I failed
O, me name it is Matt Gaetz
And I trafficked with my dates
As we traveled between States as I failed
Got on Tucker Carlson's show
I called him my pedo Bro
Now he says he doesn't know me as I failed
I deny it, so help me!
I'm as pure as pure can be--
Then Josh Greenberg took a plea, as I failed!
Me name it is Matt Gaetz as I failed, as I failed
O, me name it is Matt Gaetz, as I failed
O, me name it is Matt Gaetz
Evidence accumulates
My career evaporates as I fail
I'm a fan of Donald Trump's
He keeps giving me goosebumps!
Now I have to take my lumps, as I fail
So avoid the GOP
And keep better company
Or you'll wind up just like me, as I failed!
Me name it is Matt Gaetz as I failed, as I failed
O, me name it is Matt Gaetz, as I failed
O, me name it is Matt Gaetz
Worse than six diseased prostates
I'm the man his country hates, as I failed!