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“We love you so much and we’re going to be here every night
trying to make you laugh
and trying to bring a bit of light and levity to your day
whenever we can.”
James Corden
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Dear Hearts and Gentle People
A friend passed away this last weekend. I haven’t talked to his wife or daughter and do not intend to intrude at a difficult time like this. This will sound cliche but sometimes the right words come hard… he was a kind and gentle person who was generous with stories about life and had a wonderfully sly sense of humor. He loved woodworking and made some really nice furniture I would describe as Southwest Modern. And he loved dogs. And gardening. And Bach.
His second marriage was to a woman of American Indian heritage. When he proposed to her he asked what she might consider to be a fair bride-price. She told him a blanket, some beads, and a pony would be sufficient. Soon after that, he showed up with a nice blanket and a string of beads. Strung along with the beads he had included the keys to a brand new Mustang.
They were married for the rest of his life and adored one another.
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He introduced me to this gentleman.