Millersburg, Ky., Cemetery: Hoes Required

Enjoy Your Cemetery: bring your hoes.

Apparently the hoes must wear skirts, unless what is meant is that everyone (including males, à la Corporal Klinger) must wear a skirt and hose. 

This notice appeared in today’s issue of The Bourbon County Citizen, a Paris, Ky., weekly where last week I counted a dozen grammatical and spelling errors on the front page alone. Things have not improved.