Nursing requirements have gotten laxer:
They'll give a degree to an anti-vaxxer,
Even to one so pathetic
She claims the vaccine will make you magnetic.
Ms. Overholt stuck a key on her chest
Thinking we all would be impressed
But it soon fell off; she tried again,
This time on her neck, with a bobby pin.
Whatever it takes to pull off the trick
She didn't possess: the thing wouldn't stick.
Folly for once did not prevail;
Millions enjoyed her epic fail.
One who shows a proud defiance
To the basic rules of science
Doesn't deserve a better fate.
She should go back to real estate.