“They are experimenting on you.”
300 million doses, later…and I was apparently selected. Finally, I won something.
“They’re tracking you with 5G.”
I imagine they are. They also tracked me with 4G, 3G and the edge network. I should probably turn off location services, but I need Waze.
“It’s Not a Vaccine, it’s a Gain of Function.”
If my MIL had said it wasn’t a vaccine but rather was a platypus, the sentence would have made more sense.
“Dan Bongino says…”
Oh My God. No sentence that begins this way has ever ended well.
“Masks cause a build up of carbon dioxide, and they will kill you.”
Someone should tell America’s doctors and nurses. Apparently, they all have brain damage.
“Marjorie Taylor Greene is shaking things up. It’s what Washington needs.”
Yup. She’s shaking things up so much, she knocked the Jewish laser askew. Now it’s pointed at the heart of the Republican party.
Sigh. I could go on and on….from the importance of confederate flags, to Bill Gates’ murderous rampage among India’s schoolchildren, to Judge Box-O-Wine’s latest rant, to the evils of an elderly Jewish Holocaust survivor named Soros trying to force Eastern European fledgling democracies to come clean.
I spend my days trying to find some way to install parental locks on their computers. Once upon a time, parental locks were a tool used by…parents…to protect their children. But as Gen X is rapidly learning, we need parental locks designed to protect parents from Q. I am their tech support, but whatever I do needs to be invisible to their paranoid eyes. I was thinking of attempting to block individual YouTube channels (which is how they get their news, with no TV), but they would wonder why Bongino (or their favorite anti-vaxxer du jour) is no longer available…or comes up ‘blocked.’
Their email is a different story. I spend about 1 hour per week unsubscribing and sending to spam their email remotely – removing traces of Ty and Charlene, Mercola, Newsmax and other fascist/psycho-adjacent content. Anyone know any good software that burrows deep and can automate this process, without them knowing? I don’t like censorship much, but some Boomers are swimming in the deep end.