Late Night Insomniacs Vent Hole More Potty Humor Edition

The bad outcomes continue for my husband. Poor guy had a colonoscopy today, and endured the worst part- the colon prep. Gatorade and Miralax, Gas Ex and Ducolac-don’t pretend you don't know those drugs. Well, maybe not AlDo, but he’ll know all about the go soon enough! Got the call from the Gastro team early, the nurse actually told me “we couldn’t get through, not clear enough. It’s ok, we’ll give him the high power prep and send him home, and see him back here tomorrow morning!” He got a gallon jug of “Go Lytley” 

8 oz every 10 minutes, half tonight half tomorrow morning!

I drink go lytley all night long, and die behind the wheel..they got a name for the winners in the world, I want a name for the losers…

I had my usual store of poop jokes on hand, I even laughed a bit when the Pharmacist put that big bot on the counter...to be fair, I’d laugh at my bad luck if it were me. My sister and I joked about them — starting soon after our mom’s diagnosis of colon cancer. I don’t necessarily like poo jokes, but like fails, the bigger the better. Nick is a good sport and said I didn't have to drive him tomorrow, he’d be jet propelled. Now let’s hope he cleans up good!