Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene, who moved into Donald Trump’s sigmoid colon almost immediately after Mike Pence was evicted, have been on a barnstorming distracto-tour of the Deludenoid States of America.
Gaetz is ostensibly trying to make people forget that he’s a suspected sex trafficker who could do far more good for the country by leasing his head out to local restaurants for a series of charity-focused “guess the number of jelly beans” games.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, meanwhile, is trying to distract people from her everyday awfulness.
Of course, not everyone is on board with their treasonous nonsense, and that includes the manager of a California venue that Gaetz and Greene had soon hoped to seed with their toxic brain spores.
HuffPo:
A California event center reportedly pulled the plug on an America First rally after it found out the hosts and featured speakers were Reps. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.).
The event was canceled on July 9 in advance of the July 17 rally.
Greene’s Mean Machine issued a denial, of course, claiming that media accounts of the cancelation were “totally inaccurate,” and Greene spokesperson (that’s gotta be a fun job, huh?) Nick Dyer said Greene and Gaetz were “very close to securing a location that will proudly host our America First Rally.”
I look forward to hearing why this cancelation is just like the Holocaust and how the venue manager’s actions were actually undertaken to “come for” Gaetz’s constituents.
Should be a barrel of larfs, don’t you think?