Dad Humor at Its Best. Come on... we all need a good joke after the last few days, lets share.

PLEASE PLEASE if you get the joke above please keep it to yourself. It takes people sometimes a bit of time to get and I would hate for the mental torment to end so soon. :)

I know it took me several logical steps and several minutes to piece it together, and that is what I am looking for.

So you have a joke so bad, that it is good? Something that might cause people to think on it for a bit?

Please share!

And a great Jewish joke as a bonus:

A Jewish husband had just finished reading the book 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.....so he stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair??"

His wife replied, "The Chevra Kadisha!".

And if you need some help with the dialogue: nu.