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Colbert: Unspecified repeat
Corden: Hugh Grant; and Mike Colter. Also: TOMORROW X TOGETHER perform. (rpt)
Fallon: Jennifer Aniston, Amandla Stenberg and a special performance from the musical Wicked. (new)
Meyers: From September 7: Guests John Mulaney and Regina Hall appear. (rpt)
Kimmel: Unspecified repeat
SNL: Unspecified repeat
Had a hankering for some ice cream on my grocery trip Wed. I saw an ad for Acme Ice Cream at one of the stores. I thought, well if Wile E Coyote buys his rockets from them, I’ll try their ice cream. Turns out it’s Acme Valley ice cream based out of Bellingham WA. It also turns out that it’s a small batch company.
I tried the Dark Chocolate offering. The rim of the cap has Full Strength printed on it multiple times. Imagine you have a pan of fudge that hasn’t completely set up and you try to skim a spoonful off the top. And it is so goood. $4 a pint.
Wed. was also leg doctor day. Short version, quit smoking, exercise more and a kicker. I’m not gonna touch that leg until you quit smoking. If you’re just gonna break it again, why should I fix it? Firm but fair. So we wrap up and he says to make another appt with Jenna for 3 months from now. Fine.
I go out to the front desk and there’s half dozen much older geezers lined up in chairs opposite the counter. in the meantime, there is another MUCH larger room sitting empty. One desk jockey ignores me (she’s working on something), another is talking to someone so I go on down to the woman I checked in with in the first place. Nice lady, good humored and asked about making an appt. She tells me they’ll call me in 90 days. I ask her what that means. That’s when (apparently) Jenna (the woman with someone) explodes something. And I ask for clarification. Another young woman at the back of the area starts to give a fuller explanation and Jenna explodes again adding that I’m on the will call list. The young woman and the nice lady freeze and stop talking. Jenna and I can’t see each other because there is a pillar in the way. So I just thank her and leave.
When I made the original appt. I was asked if I wanted to be on the list where they call you if there is a cancellation and I said sure. A week before my appt I got a call for the next day, which I declined opting to keep what I had. Apparently, that’s the will call list. So I guess I’ll get a call in 3 months with near term available appts. Hopefully a not-Jenna will call and I can get juuust a bit more clarity on their appt system.
Also, fuck Jenna. She’s toxic.
Picks: Mizz, Cin, OR, Mem, TX St
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