Last week’s poll was a bit short—I made up for it this week, with the aid of the massive amount of idiocy in this week’s news.
And if you’re new here, don’t neglect the comments. That’s where the really good stuff is—really.
BTW, I need to give a shoutout to jqjacobs, who frequently gives me useful suggestions via private message. I have taken one of their ideas this week and used a reply to it as a spelling test that, judging from what I’ve seen online, few can pass. If you see a tweet here that you don't get at all, that’s probably it and you probably failed. Enjoy!