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I'll never take the jab! Only dumbass libtards would trust the government!
If the vaccine really works, why would they tell everyone to get a booster? Wake up, sheeple!
And if the jab is really safe, they wouldn't have to bribe people to get it! There's no telling what kind of long-term side effects there could be from it! (cough!)
Vaccine mandates are (cough!) just a... (cough!) government... (gasp!) power grab! They... won't... (gasp!) ever... take... away... (gasp!) my... (gasp!) freedom! (gasp!) And... (gasp!) furthermore… (gasp!)
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...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!