Breaking: Exclusive from Fox “News:”
Suspect Nuptials at the White House - Hunter’s Daughter Weds WH “Intern”
In an event triggering massive scandal implications for the Biden Administration, on Saturday morning President Biden’s granddaughter and Hunter Biden’s daughter Naomi married former White House Intern Peter Neal in a secret wedding at the White House. Though the administration has attempted to quash everything about the event, leaks (including by the President himself) have confirmed multiple scandals. At a press conference, Representatives Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Paul Gosar and Jim Jordan pledged to hold 24/7 House hearings to “do what it takes” to unearth the likely civil and criminal implications of the suspect nuptials. Speaker aspirant Kevin McCarthy said, “Yeah. Whatever they say.”
Tweeted Greene: This is just the top of the ice cream.
Here are just a few of the seismic outgrowths of the ceremony:
- In a stunning break with tradition, President Trump and his family were not invited. Never before has a prior President’s family been blackballed from a President’s granddaughter’s wedding.*
- The now-married couple has already been living together** in a bedroom on the third floor of the White House.
- Authoritative accounts from ideologically diverse sources including NewsMax and Steve Bannon’s War Room have reported that Hunter Biden’s laptop is located in that bedroom on the third floor of the White House. According to Turning Point USA, the laptop was spotted sipping champagne after the ceremony.
- This foiled the best concealment efforts of the White House, which hired wedding planner Bryan Rafanelli (who handled Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in 2010) and “has been known to require confidentiality agreements with his vendors, which the White House also requires.”
- Tucker Carlson has reported that classified documents concerning the wedding (and a couple nuclear secrets) have been removed from the White House to Biden’s home in Delaware.
- The groom is from Jackson Hole, Wyoming, home of Liz Cheney, proving the connection between the Biden administration and Liz Cheney’s traitorous jihad against Donald Trump, and belying Biden’s pledge to distance himself from all inquiries and leave them to the Department of Justice.
Developing . . . . .
*This is the first ever wedding of a President’s grandchild in the white House.
** Obviously, “in sin.”