Next Tuesday is Election Day. Remember, Twitter is going to be a terrible place to get election information, but a good place to take a break from breaking news and find tweets like these:
My thought this morning is that notwithstanding the importance of all other forms of defiance, it is going to be very very very very important to make endless fun of Alone Musk and Trump and Republicans and all other fascists.Very little is more defiant of fascists than fun.— A.R. Moxon 🦆 (@JuliusGoat) November 3, 2022
My thought this morning is that notwithstanding the importance of all other forms of defiance, it is going to be very very very very important to make endless fun of Alone Musk and Trump and Republicans and all other fascists.Very little is more defiant of fascists than fun.
Fascists are many things, but above all they are malicious rubes who sold their parents and their siblings and their souls to an obvious charlatan for a huge gaudy box full of poison.The joke should always be on them. Let's make it so.— A.R. Moxon 🦆 (@JuliusGoat) November 3, 2022
Fascists are many things, but above all they are malicious rubes who sold their parents and their siblings and their souls to an obvious charlatan for a huge gaudy box full of poison.The joke should always be on them. Let's make it so.
When a guy complains about ‘pain at the pump’ I assume they’re talking about their faulty penis pump #justmytwocents— Bill Corbett’s Ghost (@BillCorbett) October 30, 2022
When a guy complains about ‘pain at the pump’ I assume they’re talking about their faulty penis pump #justmytwocents
He thinks his Jewish doctor who diagnosed him was really trying to make sure he was getting pills so the doctor could swap out pills to control his brain and not allow him to speak against JewsA lot of things to digest here, but first of all, WHO TOLD HIM ABOUT OUR PROJEW PILLS https://t.co/6hf1Z2vsMh— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) October 31, 2022
He thinks his Jewish doctor who diagnosed him was really trying to make sure he was getting pills so the doctor could swap out pills to control his brain and not allow him to speak against JewsA lot of things to digest here, but first of all, WHO TOLD HIM ABOUT OUR PROJEW PILLS https://t.co/6hf1Z2vsMh
Charlie Kirk is proof that, unlike goldfish, human brains do not grow to the size of their containers https://t.co/sROEOteaCe— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 1, 2022
Charlie Kirk is proof that, unlike goldfish, human brains do not grow to the size of their containers https://t.co/sROEOteaCe
Russian state media: Finns are dying of cold due to cutting ties with Russia.Finns: pic.twitter.com/2yEZVGuPnt— Very Finnish Problems (@VFinnishProbs) November 1, 2022
Russian state media: Finns are dying of cold due to cutting ties with Russia.Finns: pic.twitter.com/2yEZVGuPnt
elon's trying to get a job as a new york times reporter https://t.co/oVx7CuOIBp— Atrios (@Atrios) November 2, 2022
elon's trying to get a job as a new york times reporter https://t.co/oVx7CuOIBp
imagine being the guy at tesla whose job it is to fix the whole cars-hitting-people thing rn. just leaving elon 100 voicemails. like hey man hope youre having fun with your app. listen the car hit another birthday clown. we think it may be on purpose. anyway good luck with the $8— nate of the living dead (@MNateShyamalan) November 4, 2022
imagine being the guy at tesla whose job it is to fix the whole cars-hitting-people thing rn. just leaving elon 100 voicemails. like hey man hope youre having fun with your app. listen the car hit another birthday clown. we think it may be on purpose. anyway good luck with the $8
lol @elonmusk and Right Wing idiots are having a meltdown cause advertisers are fleeing in mass this hell hole called Twitter.😂 😂 Let’s put in terms they can understand.Advertisers don’t want to bake a cake for Elon.Now you get it?— YS (@ReallyActivist) November 4, 2022
lol @elonmusk and Right Wing idiots are having a meltdown cause advertisers are fleeing in mass this hell hole called Twitter.😂 😂 Let’s put in terms they can understand.Advertisers don’t want to bake a cake for Elon.Now you get it?
this 2016 spacex launch seems to have predicted elon's first weeks as twitter owner pic.twitter.com/SLwLWKGMMZ— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 4, 2022
this 2016 spacex launch seems to have predicted elon's first weeks as twitter owner pic.twitter.com/SLwLWKGMMZ
Elon's piecing it together that he's the sucker who now owns every third weekend of the month at a timeshare.— Lyndon Baines Johnson (@lyndonbajohnson) November 5, 2022
Elon's piecing it together that he's the sucker who now owns every third weekend of the month at a timeshare.
Meanwhile at Twitter headquarters... pic.twitter.com/XQQnnvVIxs— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) November 5, 2022
Meanwhile at Twitter headquarters... pic.twitter.com/XQQnnvVIxs
This seems accurate pic.twitter.com/Tqqmu36ldE— *you're (@math_sonnets) November 5, 2022
This seems accurate pic.twitter.com/Tqqmu36ldE
Making thousands of tech people hate both you and your party seems like a dubious strategy to me… but I’m not a genius like the guy who lost to Donald Freaking Trump. pic.twitter.com/AS7uFUeOnX— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) November 5, 2022
Making thousands of tech people hate both you and your party seems like a dubious strategy to me… but I’m not a genius like the guy who lost to Donald Freaking Trump. pic.twitter.com/AS7uFUeOnX
This giant mountain lion playing the shell game to win his favorite stuffed toy pic.twitter.com/gM4L4OxJ6E— B&S (@____B_S____) November 5, 2022
This giant mountain lion playing the shell game to win his favorite stuffed toy pic.twitter.com/gM4L4OxJ6E
Just chilling.. 😂🎥 TT: sethboedeker pic.twitter.com/b8AQxqb3kH— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 2, 2022
Just chilling.. 😂🎥 TT: sethboedeker pic.twitter.com/b8AQxqb3kH