The MAGA world is shaken. The traditional media is shaken. The right wing-o-sphere is shaken. After believing a “red tsunami” was coming to wash away the Democratic Party and usher in a red wave of fascists on Nov. 8, centrists and conservatives everywhere are shaken. We were less shaken.
It is usually bad form to gloat over another person’s loss. But the fact is the MAGA world is so free of reality and so cruel in its projected platitudes, like “facts don’t care about your feelings.” So today, fuck your feelings, you wannabe tyrants.
Bring me those tears!
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Let’s begin with a good old conservative Christian invocation.
Uh-oh. Sounds like the Lord is super angry at these “Christians,” maybe?
And how about a classic Doocy moment?
But it’s not just on-air talent losing their proverbial marbles.
Some people are blaming Donald Trump. I’m not saying who, I’m just saying some people. I’ve had big men—big, strong men—come up to me, tears in their eyes, telling me they wish Donald Trump would stay quiet. Also, former Trump press secretaries have said the same thing.
Maybe it really is these “crazy” women wanting their autonomy?
What does the haircut guy have to say?
Remember Mastriano? I realize this isn’t a reaction, but… it’s just sort of amazing.
We need hate. Got it. And because he’s so far off the rails at this point, it is enjoyable to watch both of these self-absorbed dirtbags cry in their own narcissistic ways.
And for that beltway media.
And finally.
Smile.
Election Night 2022 was full of surprises—mostly for people pushing the last couple months of traditional media narrative of a "red tsunami." The problem is that Americans are not super into the GOP. Markos and Kerry have been saying the media narrative was wrong for months, and on Tuesday, Daily Kos and The Brief team was validated. Time to celebrate!
