As we plunge into the traditional season, the wingnuts are already presenting their gifts to us. A few of them are described below, and a lot more will be found in the comments, in addition to all the other good things to be found there. Enjoy.
i think it was @cushbomb who said conservatives can't be funny because they get too mad halfway through a joke— Men's Rea (@InternetHippo) November 28, 2022
i think it was @cushbomb who said conservatives can't be funny because they get too mad halfway through a joke
“Successful businessman”“Christian”“Stable genius”“Billionaire”“6-foot 3-inches”“Healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency”“He won the 2020 election”“He surrounds himself with the best people”"He gave up so much money to be President""239 pounds" pic.twitter.com/L5nlSYG4MM— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) November 27, 2022
“Successful businessman”“Christian”“Stable genius”“Billionaire”“6-foot 3-inches”“Healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency”“He won the 2020 election”“He surrounds himself with the best people”"He gave up so much money to be President""239 pounds" pic.twitter.com/L5nlSYG4MM
Everybody loved this joke because of the amazingly high level of wordplay— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) November 29, 2022
Everybody loved this joke because of the amazingly high level of wordplay
A society that's constantly selling new drugs to seniors once arrested a 77-year old Willie Nelson for possession of a plant.— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 30, 2022
A society that's constantly selling new drugs to seniors once arrested a 77-year old Willie Nelson for possession of a plant.
Therefore we will be adding a new wing. https://t.co/ydoJl1RNH4— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 30, 2022
Therefore we will be adding a new wing. https://t.co/ydoJl1RNH4
Kanye West is about to change his name to Yedolf Yetler.— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) December 1, 2022
Kanye West is about to change his name to Yedolf Yetler.
If Elon bought the Food Network, he would totally let the cannibals back on the air.— Weisselberger ex machina (@weisselbergers) December 1, 2022
If Elon bought the Food Network, he would totally let the cannibals back on the air.
Where are all the human/dog marriages? I was told over and over how that was next if same sex marriage was legalized. https://t.co/cTKjBb4IjY— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) December 2, 2022
Where are all the human/dog marriages? I was told over and over how that was next if same sex marriage was legalized. https://t.co/cTKjBb4IjY
The Four Horse's Asses of the Apocalypse pic.twitter.com/V7qpiSfhje— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) December 2, 2022
The Four Horse's Asses of the Apocalypse pic.twitter.com/V7qpiSfhje
elon musk: twitter needs more free speech[kanye west is online for 20 minutes]elon musk: fuck. what the fuck— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) December 2, 2022
elon musk: twitter needs more free speech[kanye west is online for 20 minutes]elon musk: fuck. what the fuck
lobster-gate is making FOX viewers boiling mad!🤡— Art Martin (@gartmartin9) December 2, 2022
lobster-gate is making FOX viewers boiling mad!🤡
One right-wing billionaire who hates trans people who had a worse day than Elon https://t.co/xN30LK6ynE— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) December 3, 2022
One right-wing billionaire who hates trans people who had a worse day than Elon https://t.co/xN30LK6ynE
Your move, Bolsonaro https://t.co/zGZqZfyjtm— Vince Mancini (@VinceMancini) December 2, 2022
Your move, Bolsonaro https://t.co/zGZqZfyjtm
Keep talking about Nazi shit and Hunter Biden's dick, dipshits. Make it your entire fucking 2-year long campaign focus. Put his mighty King Kong dong in your campaign ads. All you're doing is getting Democrats elected and a bunch of Godly Christian conservatives horny as fuck.— 🔥Reverend Dr. Aiden (@SweetFnLucifer) December 3, 2022
Keep talking about Nazi shit and Hunter Biden's dick, dipshits. Make it your entire fucking 2-year long campaign focus. Put his mighty King Kong dong in your campaign ads. All you're doing is getting Democrats elected and a bunch of Godly Christian conservatives horny as fuck.
He pretends to be tired so they can lift him up pic.twitter.com/NojPm0LG3x— Puppies 🐾 (@puppiesheavens) November 29, 2022
He pretends to be tired so they can lift him up pic.twitter.com/NojPm0LG3x
Baby bison jumping for joy because under Indigenous stewardship — their numbers have increased to over 20,000. 🪶🦬 pic.twitter.com/JGQLDwQESs— Lakota Man (@LakotaMan1) November 30, 2022
Baby bison jumping for joy because under Indigenous stewardship — their numbers have increased to over 20,000. 🪶🦬 pic.twitter.com/JGQLDwQESs