We appreciated Kirstie Alley for her iconic appearances in Star Trek II, Cheers, and other beloved films and TV programs, but most of us likely got off the bandwagon when she went MAGA. Whatever you think of her, though, it’s simply not okay that “they” murdered her over her vaccine skepticism.
And make no mistake about it, that’s exactly what the ubiquitous, amorphous “they” have done. And they did it after she reached the age of 71—which is “17” backwards … which is obviously code for the 17th letter of the alphabet: Q.
Yeah, you probably know where this is going, huh?
Turns out Alley didn’t die of cancer—as our secret reptilian overlords, with the imprimatur of the Supreme Galactic Emperor Xenu (Alley was also a Scientologist), recently announced—but from murder most foul. Because all human deaths are now vaccine- or Hillary Clinton-related, whether we want to admit it or not.
VICE News:
[W]ithin minutes of Alley’s death being announced, far-right conspiracy groups on platforms like Telegram were spinning up their own narratives, without any evidence, about why or how Alley died.
On the QAnon message board the Great Awakening, members concluded that the sudden nature of Alley’s death was a clear sign that her death was part of a global plot to silence critics of the COVID vaccines.
“I wholly believe the [deep state] has a way of dosing people with poisons that create aggressive cancers,” one member wrote. Another added: “She either just drew the short straw or she was poisoned by the Deep State for being a public Patriot.”
According to VICE News, QAnon adherents on extremist message boards and right-leaning to entirely tipped-over sites like Truth Social, Gab, and Telegram have also speculated that Alley may have been forced to get a COVID-19 vaccine after joining the cast of The Masked Singer, despite her vocal criticism of the shots. In addition, one commenter on Telegram said they’d called the hospital in Florida where Alley was being treated to find out if it required their patients to get COVID shots. While that individual never got an answer, they encouraged others to call, too. Because of course. I mean, why wouldn’t you?
Another commenter stated, “Can't help but wonder if ‘they’ got her in another way.”
Yeah, “they” get you one way or another eventually. It’s Kobayashi Maru everywhere you look these days.
But that person wasn’t alone in their unhealthy skepticism. “Smells fishy,” wrote a QAnon group on Telegram. “She’d been asking a lot of questions about official narratives. Funny thing, these fast acting cancers and celebs that don’t fall in line.”
Yup, that’s the plan. Fill has-been B-list celebrities with “fast-acting” cancers, instead of, say, taking out Kim Jong-un. Just like how Democrats stole the 2020 election from Donald Trump but left Mitch McConnell in power. Makes sense.
Speaking of Trump, his eponymous company was just convicted on 17 counts of tax fraud. As we noted earlier, “17” = Q. Weird, huh?
Nope. All part of the plan.
After I’m cryogenically frozen and thawed out in the year 2143 as part of a Swanson Hungry-Reptile-Man TV dinner, I’ll be too embarrassed to tell them which era I’m from. “Donald Trump? Never heard of him. So would you like a wing or a leg? The legs are bigger, but there’s more implanted alien DNA in the arms. You know, because of the COVID vaccines. Bon appétit!”
Check out Aldous J. Pennyfarthing’s four-volume Trump-trashing compendium, including the finale, Goodbye, Asshat: 101 Farewell Letters to Donald Trump, at this link. Or, if you prefer a test drive, you can download the epilogue to Goodbye, Asshat for the low, low price of FREE.
With the Republican Party gearing up to take the majority in the 2023 Congressional term, the disarray they have been experiencing the past six years is now at Keystone Cops-level hilarity. Markos and Kerry speak with Daily Kos Senior Staff Writer Joan McCarter. Joan covers the Congress day-in and day-out, and has done so for a decade. She gives Markos and Kerry an enjoyable blow-by-blow of the Republican mud wrestling match going on right now.