Pat Robertson is Mad as Hell, because war is like drag queens reading in libraries and something, something… toilets.
"God said, I am going to put hooks in your jaws. I'm gonna draw you into the battle whether you like it or not. He's being compelled."
The Final Days and the End Times are big on the evangelical circuit. Different denominations claim dibs on actually predicting the final days.
Earlier today, Pat Robertson told his 700 Club audience that if you read Ezekiel, it tells you that Putin is being compelled by God to link up with Turkey and then attack Israel.
Robertson spent almost five minutes showing ancient maps overlapping current ones to make his case.
"Do I think Putin is out of his mind. Yes, maybe so, but at the same time he is being compelled by God. He went into Ukraine, but that was not his goal. His goal was to move against Israel, ultimately...," Robertson said.
Robertson defended Putin again by quoting the Bible, "God said, I am going to put hooks in your jaws. I'm gonna draw you into the battle whether you like it or not. He's being compelled."
So in Pat's mind Trump was called by God to strengthen Putin, praise him, then weaken NATO as much as possible to make it easier for Putin to attack Israel.
Girls Levitating Friends At Sleepovers Are Entering A “Demonic Realm”
Responding to a viewer wondering if he made the right decision by not joining his friends at a palm reading at a local carnival, Robertson agreed it was a smart decision and ran down his usual list of occult practices, including (yet again) Ouija boards, tarot cards, and horoscopes. He proceeded to retell a common urban legend about levitation at a sleepover, which he said had happened “not too far from here.” The girls in question, Robertson explained, had entered a “spiritual, demonic realm.”
ROBERTSON: These little girls - I think a group out in town, not too far from here - they were having one of these sleepovers and they started doing this séance business and the next thing you know, one of them was levitating and it scared them to death. Because these things are real. This isn't -- It starts out as play, but they're moving into a spiritual, demonic realm. (The 700 Club, 10/31/06)