Tucker Carlson sees masculinity as under great threat
and he has an answer,…his nuttiest yet!
He suggests men should shine a red light on their private parts
though they might get a burn…and that really smarts.
He says this will address a serious issue
that involves men's private, personal tissue.
This uninformed man who’s so purposefully divisive -
too bad we can’t all just declare him “dismissive.”
But maybe if he tries this unusual “cure”…with any luck
he’ll burn himself to where he’s unable to….you know what!
PS..this whole problem surfaced because frogs in polluted waters
are losing their ability to have frog sons and daughters!
4/21/22