Qronicles of Anon: COVID-19 vaccine is snake oil but injecting old urine into your arm is ... good?

Daily Kos Staff

Saturday April 23, 2022 · 11:00 AM PDT

2022/04/23 · 11:00

The Qronicles is a series that will collect some of the news, videos, and general mis/disinformation roiling around the conspiracy world of QAnon. You can cringe, you can laugh, but these folks are organizing and showing up at the polls!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Q, who?

Anon.

We are back this Qweek [teehee] with another installment from the world of QAnoners, or whatever they’re calling themselves today. There are a lot of snakes in this episode, so if you are triggered by snakes and/or people injecting pee into their arms, consider this your warning.

Yeah, I said “people injecting pee into their arms.” Knock knock.

We may have reached QAnon singularity. There’s a power vacuum since the original Q disappeared, and a lot of money to be made. Guess what. There’s a new conspiracy theory making the rounds that COVID-19 is “a synthesized form of snake venom that is being spread via drinking water and vaccines as part of a plot by the Catholic Church to turn everyone into ‘a hybrid of Satan’.”

Quite a theory, right? Too good a theory to be true? Possibly. Either way, it is spinning up the conspiracy theorist (CT) world something fierce.

Conspiracy theorists Stew Peters & Bryan Ardis allege that COVID-19 is actually a synthesized form of snake venom that is being spread via drinking water and vaccines as part of a plot by the Catholic Church to turn everyone into "a hybrid of Satan." https://t.co/X9Yj1l8IAU pic.twitter.com/ReNabRDBI2
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 12, 2022

According to the Daily Dot, chiropractor Bryan Ardis’ and fellow conspiracy enthusiast Stew Peters’ claims about the snake venom coronavirus thing are bending some other QAnon “influencers” out of whack. Time to go to a chiropractor!

On Tuesday, Brian Cates, a columnist with the far-right Epoch Times, posted a warning for people to be careful about the conspiracy theories they believe.

“Just like many people instantly bought into Maxey’s claims about the 450 GB of new material he’s discovered on the laptop he got from Rudy G., many people will also instantly buy into ‘there is no virus, 100,000 people across America entered into a massive conspiracy to poison us all with local water supplies,” he wrote on Telegram.

Cates also pleaded with QAnon conspiracy-minded folks to not listen to “authority figures who appeal to your confirmation bias.” The Qronicles writes itself folks!

Meanwhile, we all know the story of Michael Protzman—the QAnon-affiliated guy who convinced a sect of Anoners that John F. Kennedy, his son, and possibly Jesus were all going to appear down in Dallas, Texas a few months back. Snake, have you met your tail?

The Michael Protzman aka -48 splinter group is now comparing -48 photos and discussing whether it’s the same person or whether he is wearing a mask. pic.twitter.com/xoKY3WbKAL
— 2022 Karma 🌻🌻 (@2022_Karma) April 19, 2022

Stew Peters is what passes for a “reporter” in the QAnon world. He’s brought up his Q-rating [boom] by way of being a COVID-19, “plandemic” conspiracist. Real bottom-of-the-barrel stuff—like, deep state bioweapon COVID-19, MyPillow-truther stuff. It is hard to say if Stew’s numbers are going down or if he’s feeling sad face emoji that Trump’s new faketriot free speech app Truth Social has “censored” him, but he’s figured it all out y’all. Nothing is real... except... wait for it. Wait… for… it…

STEW!!!!

Stew Peters is now saying the Deep State is trying to hijack Q. pic.twitter.com/x5fDtet0Oh
— 2022 Karma 🌻🌻 (@2022_Karma) April 16, 2022

Meanwhile, how’s the anti-vaxxer crowd dealing with their decision to not inject the Fauci ouchie? WARNING: Guy in the video below reportedly injects old pee into his arm on camera, and by “old pee,” I mean “aged urine.”

Anti-Covid-19 vaccine conspiracy theorist Christopher Key injects himself with “aged urine.” https://t.co/gcJ5ZxUclw pic.twitter.com/6WJT0lhVZt
— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) April 20, 2022

What do the Republican Party’s QAnon panderers and molestation-complicit representatives have to say?

988,000+ Americans could not be reached for comment. pic.twitter.com/3OiIIbKjSQ
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) April 19, 2022

Take a breath and enjoy your families!

Qronicles of Anon: COVID-19 vaccine is snake oil but injecting old urine into your arm is ... good?

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