By Ilene Proctor
Thanks to the pollical right wing of the Supreme Court, Herr Abbott, the Reich Commander of Texas has just introduced the New Stasi Security State, a reminder of its parent organization, the secret police agency of the German Democratic Republic (East Germany). The Stasi was one of the most hated and feared institutions of the East German communist government.
The Stasi developed out of the internal security and police apparatus established in the Soviet zone of occupation in Germany after World War II. The law establishing the ministry, whose forerunner was the Kommissariat 5 (modeled along the lines of the Soviet KGB), was passed by the East German legislature on February 8, 1950, four months after the establishment of the German Democratic Republic. The Stasi, whose formal role was not defined in the legislation, was responsible for both domestic political surveillance and foreign espionage, and it was overseen by the ruling Socialist Unity Party. Its chief responsibilities were counterintelligence against Western ( now just call them Democratic) agents.
Under Herr Abbott, the Stasi State of Texas is becoming a highly effective secret police organization. Within its new bounty hunting policy, a $10,00 payoff for any citizen booby-trapping its fellow citizens by infiltrating every institution of society and every aspect of the private life, including even intimate personal and familial relationships. It will accomplish this goal both through its official apparatus and through a vast network of informants and unofficial collaborators (inoffizielle Mitarbeiter), to spy on and denounce colleagues, friends, neighbors, and even family members. With any luck, the United Stasi of Texas will gain 500,000 to 2,000,000 collaborators and maintain files on approximately 29,145,505 of its citizens.
Take this spice out of your life - Pace Picante Sauce was originally made in the back of a liquor store in San Antonio. The award-winning salsa company was purchased by Campbell’s in 1994 for a whopping $1.2 billion. Eventually, the company moved to Paris, Texas, and remains one of the top sellers in the salsa market.
Fast Forward and don’t carry on with Hennessey Venom GT
With the ability to go a record-breaking 270 miles per hour — and zero to 100 in 5.6 seconds — the Venom GT hard-top coupe is the world’s fastest road car. And it’s made in tiny, unassuming Sealy, Texas, pop. 6200.
Texass (let’s keep this spelling ) is a true communist state- and we all know what Americans think of Communism.
