Well, here we go again. It’s been a rough week, so I’ve finished this collection with some good news that I hope will cheer you up as much as it did me.
I'm sorry, but no writer will ever top this opening paragraph pic.twitter.com/tL6liXdYbD— Cian Maher (@cianmaher0) May 29, 2022
I'm sorry, but no writer will ever top this opening paragraph pic.twitter.com/tL6liXdYbD
Oddly enough, I'm fairly certain that's what happened to him as he wrote it.— a foog (@FoogInc) May 30, 2022
Oddly enough, I'm fairly certain that's what happened to him as he wrote it.
The My Lai massacre underscores the indispensable role of America's intervention in Vietnam. https://t.co/HR8PghK0mK— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) May 29, 2022
The My Lai massacre underscores the indispensable role of America's intervention in Vietnam. https://t.co/HR8PghK0mK
I get it, the police is like jazz. It's the crimes they DON'T solve. https://t.co/fFPLqSYmMW— TASmith (@wherestrist) May 29, 2022
I get it, the police is like jazz. It's the crimes they DON'T solve. https://t.co/fFPLqSYmMW
pic.twitter.com/zT0ydhU3zc— Woodrow Peel (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) May 30, 2022
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Marjorie Taylor Greene learned about Peach Tree Dishes in her Orgasmic Chemistry class.— Amy Lynn👣❤ (@AmyAThatcher) May 31, 2022
Marjorie Taylor Greene learned about Peach Tree Dishes in her Orgasmic Chemistry class.
If you are in a red state and want to leave for an abortion just carry an AR-15.They won't stop you.— Secret Agent Number Six (@DesignationSix) May 29, 2022
If you are in a red state and want to leave for an abortion just carry an AR-15.They won't stop you.
Ted Cruz: I was just trying to eat at a restaurant and a man made me uncomfortable me, as a detective: ok sweetheart, I’m sure you’ve heard of this kind of thing, maybe you were asking for it? were you wearing a politician-like outfit? do you have a history of public speaking?— jo (@whatsJo) May 29, 2022
Ted Cruz: I was just trying to eat at a restaurant and a man made me uncomfortable me, as a detective: ok sweetheart, I’m sure you’ve heard of this kind of thing, maybe you were asking for it? were you wearing a politician-like outfit? do you have a history of public speaking?
200 asses watch 2000 Mules. https://t.co/TV7E8ME0SD— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) May 30, 2022
200 asses watch 2000 Mules. https://t.co/TV7E8ME0SD
Ted Cruz wanted to ban dildos and now JD Vance wants to ban porn. They don’t want their wives finding out that they’re supposed to climax.— 𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 (@antifaoperative) May 31, 2022
Ted Cruz wanted to ban dildos and now JD Vance wants to ban porn. They don’t want their wives finding out that they’re supposed to climax.
So the House Republicans message is that it's BAD that the USA deported sex offenders? Or that it's bad that the USA caught them and stopped them from entering the country? https://t.co/54TudmLWBM— Joshua Israel (@jeisrael) May 31, 2022
So the House Republicans message is that it's BAD that the USA deported sex offenders? Or that it's bad that the USA caught them and stopped them from entering the country? https://t.co/54TudmLWBM
Have we tried irradiating teachers with gamma rays or letting them be bitten by a radioactive spider. pic.twitter.com/Tg8ZX0m604— A.R. Moxon (@JuliusGoat) May 31, 2022
Have we tried irradiating teachers with gamma rays or letting them be bitten by a radioactive spider. pic.twitter.com/Tg8ZX0m604
Your terms are acceptable https://t.co/IyeKxcmaZS— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) June 1, 2022
Your terms are acceptable https://t.co/IyeKxcmaZS
people are always calling Nancy Reagan the blowjob queen but there are lots of bad things about her too— maura quint (@behindyourback) June 1, 2022
people are always calling Nancy Reagan the blowjob queen but there are lots of bad things about her too
If you ask why there’s no straight pride month it’s because nobody is proud of you for asking such a stupid question— Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA (@BuckyIsotope) June 2, 2022
If you ask why there’s no straight pride month it’s because nobody is proud of you for asking such a stupid question
Yes, the Cheech & Chong rampage devastated our country and who can forget the Willie Nelson massacre? The threat that some stoner might go one toke over the line has made anyone sitting downtown in a railway station venerable to violence. https://t.co/QixKhPgCfH— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) June 1, 2022
Yes, the Cheech & Chong rampage devastated our country and who can forget the Willie Nelson massacre? The threat that some stoner might go one toke over the line has made anyone sitting downtown in a railway station venerable to violence. https://t.co/QixKhPgCfH
Marsha Blackburn's been tweeting "Investigate Hillary Clinton." Meanwhile, a team of brave Navy Seals have entered Marsha's hair and found Jimmy Hoffa, Trump's phone records from Jan. 6th, the Lindbergh baby, Susan Collins' half-eaten bran muffin and the Ark of the Covenant pic.twitter.com/cJjILGTuAC— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) June 1, 2022
Marsha Blackburn's been tweeting "Investigate Hillary Clinton." Meanwhile, a team of brave Navy Seals have entered Marsha's hair and found Jimmy Hoffa, Trump's phone records from Jan. 6th, the Lindbergh baby, Susan Collins' half-eaten bran muffin and the Ark of the Covenant pic.twitter.com/cJjILGTuAC
I’m convinced that Louie Gohmert is actually Lauren Boebert’s biological father.— Mayo 🇺🇦🌻 (@MayoIsSpicyy) June 2, 2022
I’m convinced that Louie Gohmert is actually Lauren Boebert’s biological father.
Are the raccoons like the Guardians of the Galaxy one??? Are they shooting back? https://t.co/AuvK5d9puD— Over Here Screaming About Abortion Rights, Babe (@wstafrican) June 2, 2022
Are the raccoons like the Guardians of the Galaxy one??? Are they shooting back? https://t.co/AuvK5d9puD
As a cancer survivor myself, I'm offended by your...wait...who...oh, that's different..yeah, f*ck that guy. 😄— Tom Tell (@ThomasTell) June 2, 2022
As a cancer survivor myself, I'm offended by your...wait...who...oh, that's different..yeah, f*ck that guy. 😄
I've been shelled, I've been shot at, I've had suspected engine fires in flight, I've had electrical failures in flight, I've almost been landed on in a dust cloud. And I can honestly say I've never been as scared as this guy is getting a sandwich. https://t.co/UAlI97JBrZ— PuckThePuddlePilot (@puckthepilot) June 3, 2022
I've been shelled, I've been shot at, I've had suspected engine fires in flight, I've had electrical failures in flight, I've almost been landed on in a dust cloud. And I can honestly say I've never been as scared as this guy is getting a sandwich. https://t.co/UAlI97JBrZ
I guess you don’t remember when this country was overrun by raccoons, and chickens were not to be had for love or money.— Lamar Graham (@LamarEsq) June 4, 2022
I guess you don’t remember when this country was overrun by raccoons, and chickens were not to be had for love or money.
So, in this plan, do the veterans guard the school or do they guard the cops guarding the school? https://t.co/fCpG4H7fZe— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) June 4, 2022
So, in this plan, do the veterans guard the school or do they guard the cops guarding the school? https://t.co/fCpG4H7fZe
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️He's still dead. Happy Pride month!🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈— Ronald Reagan Fun Facts! (@ReaganFunFact) June 1, 2022
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️He's still dead. Happy Pride month!🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈