“It’s so late. Just forget it this week.”
“Nah, it’s always better late than never.”
“C’mon, what’s the point?”
Who even cares by now?
“But nothing stops TOTW.”
“Well, something sure as hell slowed it down.”
“It’s not my fault—there was a power failure.”
“Yeah, like they’re going to believe that.”
“Believe it or not—it’s true!”
“Yeah, whatever. Go ahead. Screw it—it’s 6 o’clock somewhere. Just be sure to give Mokurai credit for that Matt Gaetz tweet.”
“I will, I will. Now post it already!”