I was sitting at lunch at the Mt. Hope Diner today with my longtime buddy. Talking politics, as is our habit. Over the burger baskets we began speculating about what the Mar-a-lardo haul would reveal to FBI forensics. Whose greasy, unhallowed prints (besides Trump’s) would be found amidst the ketchup stains and infantile doodles?
“I know whose I’d expect to see...”
“Mike Flynn.”
“Yep. Jared Kushner?”
“No doubt. Kash Patel.”
“Nice. Next?”
“Um, the Saudi Ambassador’s.”
“Don’t forget Rudy Giuliani.”
“God, no. Probably be Grecian Formula stains from him as well.”
“Tulsi Gabbard’s”
“Well duh.”
Well, who else, my friends? Take the poll, add your own inputs.