At 11:39 EST this past Tuesday evening, Turning Pount USA founder, grifter, and Nazi-adjacent Charlie Kirk surely though he was being “epically” edgy as his fat, overly-maincured fingers, rocketing at orders of magnitude faster than his prefrontal cortex (then again, the same can be said about a tortoise popping melatonin-laced alprazolam), pecked out the following missive on Twitter:
For those not on Twitter:
How many of the perverts whose names are written in Jeffrey Epstein’s Black Book have had their homes raided by the FBI since the Ghislaine Maxwell trial concluded?
Hah! How’s that for owning the libs?
Well…..it didn’t take long — twenty minutes to be exact — to get “epically” owned by quite possibly my official New Favorite Person On Twitter, who shot off quite possibly the World’s Greatest Six-Word Statement:
Again, for non-tweeters (emphasis mine):
Replying to
@RustyCpt and
I’ll just let this one speak for itself.