HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
In a delicious self-own, Mike Lindell is ordered to pay $5 million to someone who PROVED HIM WRONG!
From WAPO
My Pillow founder and prominent election denier Mike Lindell made a bold offer ahead of a “cyber symposium” he held in August 2021 in South Dakota: He claimed he had data showing Chinese interference and said he would pay $5 million to anyone who could prove the material was not from the previous year’s U.S. election.
He called the challenge “Prove Mike Wrong.”
On Wednesday, a private arbitration panel ruled that someone had.
The panel said Robert Zeidman, a computer forensics expert and 63-year-old Trump voter from Nevada, was entitled to the $5 million payout.
Zeidman had examined Lindell’s data and concluded that it not only did not prove voter fraud, it had no connection to the 2020 election. He was the only expert who submitted a claim, arbitration records show.
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In their 23-page decision, the arbitrators said Zeidman proved that Lindell’s material “unequivocally did not reflect November 2020 election data.” They directed Lindell’s firm to pay Zeidman within 30 days.
Finally some fucking consequences for these election denying asshats.
In a second delicious self-own, his own contest rules state: “disputes would be ‘resolved exclusively by final and binding arbitration’ and noted that arbitration ‘is subject to very limited review by courts.’”
Ha ha ha! And now the pillow asshole is screeching:
“They made a terribly wrong decision! This will be going to court!"
Like I said, you can’t make this shit up!