So, Someone WAS Killing Canada Geese in Springfield Ohio

Do Not Screw with Canada Geese. Do Not Ask Me How I Know This

Admin correction: The headline of this story has been corrected to remove the false claim that the geese were eaten.

Well, they are if you define, “They,” as, “Wypipo (White People) named Brian Comer.”

NEW: I've received evidence of an arrest for illegal geese harvesting in Springfield, Ohio. But it wasn't a Haitian immigrant who was arrested. It was a white man named Brian Comer, who shot two geese with a shotgun on a golf course. pic.twitter.com/0aV7ZWuEcQ

— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) October 3, 2024

We have confirmation from Huffingtyon Post:

A 64-year-old white man in Springfield, Ohio, was accused of illegally hunting geese at a golf course pond as former President Donald Trump and his running mate, Sen. JD Vance of Ohio, were spreading racist lies that Haitian immigrants in the area were eating geese and people’s pets.

Brian Comer was charged with a misdemeanor in connection with the Sept. 10 incident. According to an arrest affidavit obtained by HuffPost, a golfer at Rocky Lakes Golf Course in Springfield reported seeing a Canada goose floating in a pond and Comer using a shotgun to shoot another bird.

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According to the affidavit by an Ohio Division of Wildlife officer, the golfer approached Comer about the dead goose in the pond, and Comer said there would be several more dead geese in a few minutes. Comer reportedly then got on his lawnmower with a shotgun and fired twice, killing a second goose.

The golfer told police that Comer picked up the first goose and tossed it into the weeds and then broke the neck of the second bird, which had been wounded, according to the affidavit.

Shooting Canada Geese from a riding mower has to be the most “White Guy” thing ever.